No, YOU’RE crying at the last episode of Ghosts 😭❤️👻

Is the Top 40 singles chart countdown on BBC Radio 1 still a thing on a Sunday night?!

OMG it’s a Christmas miracle! The “temporary” traffic lights on the Oxford Road by Reading West train station are finally goneeeee. After surely over 2 years?!!! #rdguk

Ppl of #rdguk - don’t miss It’s A Wonderful Life at Reading Rep Theatre, it’s proper lovely and so cleverly done. Totally feeling the festive glow now 🥰🎄🔔👼🏻

LOLing that my previous employer is still posting replies to complaints with different sign-offs as if it wasn't just the same tired person writing the same tired replies... Well done Pete, I mean Michelle, I mean Penny, errr... 😆

Oh noooo I’ve just said “the subtitles are too small” - it’s the end of non- glasses-wearing days 😭

I am goddess, I do not deal with ear hair 🫣

Labradors - double coated, waterproofed & insulated - were bred from St John’s Water Dogs, carefully selected to retrieve fish from the semi-arctic waters of Newfoundland and Labrador for their fishermen owners. Here are 3 of them, begging to get inside to escape light drizzle.

Someone on the bus smells of Germolene. Which frankly is an improvement on the usual BO and bacon fat 😂🤢🫣

On a night out in Swindon 🫣 Keep bumping into a woman wearing a rucksack on the dance floor. Along with the Baby Reindeer vibes, pretty sure she isn’t getting a shag tonight. From me, anyway 🤪

Looks like dinner is 2 Bounty bars then. Or 4, depending on how you look at it! 🥥🍫🥥🍫🥥🍫🥥🍫

Does anyone else tidy up the shelves in the supermarket or is it just me? 🫣Someone just asked me if I worked here as I was stacking up empty boxes and putting bottles of fabric conditioner in the right places 😂 #ffs #ocd

LABYRINTH was released 38 years ago today. An 80s fantasy classic and childhood favourite of millions, the behind the scenes story is as outrageous as the Goblin King... 1/35

I'm bored. Let's have a deep dive into what you could get from BL in 1980...

#OnThisDay 1982: The Teddy Bears have their picnic (at the zoo). On this episode of Animal Magic, we join 'Teddy Bear Day' at London Zoo and encounter a disgruntled tiger, a sleepy elephant, a donkey and an awful lot of Teddies.

Oops Assembly Hall you might want to spell your guest’s name right before he turns up in #tunbridgewells tomorrow 🫣 Jason Manford

I mean - thanks a lot Thames Water 💧 for sending me this email at 8am on Christmas Day. That’s a LOT of water for one person 🤯