Let's set some rules here w the group texting and while I'm at it, no multiple texts for one brief sentence, deal?

Time to make the Easter gravy. That's #I'mItalian black gold in the front

I have a husband who buys a lot of box cutters, should I be concerned?

"Hello, this is the Kane residence, who's calling, please? " Remember?

Why are Chinese restaurants so rude when u call in a takeout order?

My heart sings when I cross the bridge over the Cape cod canal

Down the hatch

Sports Illustrated--what demographic are you appealing to w a nude cover of Caitlyn Jenner?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

My own personal hell: BJ shoppers on motorized shopping carts blocking the aisles and nipping my heels

I'm ok w eating at the mall food court #instantgratification

Video proof that the members of #NCState20 are fast learners. WOLFPACK! 🐺🐾 #NCStateWWW

TRUMP! There, I finally said it

Every Prius comes with Obama & Elizabeth Warren stickers attached

Hello from the other side... me waiting for roger to get thru securit