Who told Florida about Sonnet 135?

I got bit by a mosquito and catcalled by an old guy in a luxury SUV on my run tonight.

With the U.S. out, in this World Cup my heart is with the Matildas (Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!) but my brain says Japan. #FIFAWWC

Guess who I’m supporting now. #FIFAWWC

“Ann Arbor” sounds like the name of a friendly tree who teaches kids about recycling and honestly that’s kind of the city’s vibe.

The iPhone Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even.

If you’re looking to get off this particular sinking ship….

I am at the top of the Diamond League on Duolingo so at this time you can’t tell me shit.

I made soup for dinner and am watching “Clue” 🔎 so it must be October or something.

Happy #Halloween from your friends Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch and NEPM. 🎃

My Roman Empire.

good lord how am I still here?