me: lmao i saw it on twitter them: what’s your twitter me: i don’t have twitter

so apparently there’s an asteroid bigger than 2 large football fields travelling towards Earth tomorrow and if it’s trajectory changes even a bit, it could wipe half our planet out omg who’s excited? Because I am! 🥳

real adulting is accepting that nothing in this world can beat generational wealth

nah cause i feel so deeply about all my friends. one fight and my entire week is ruined

Happy Onam from Sanku too! 😼

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person

Friday nights are better than saturday nights because you know it’s sunday the next day and that’s sad because you know u have work on monday and the weekend is over…ykwim? In short, i hate sundays😁

forever a bombay girlie <33

I’ve started to fw the idea of arranged marriage tbh

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh

why is every second guy on hinge called aryan. please…😭

i rarely eat soupy noodles but omg i made such banger top ramen today

1 min…my anxiety is over the roof

This is exactly what happens when you starve an entire nation for yearssss without a single concert😭 this was so hectic

udaipur for NY pleaseeeeeee

i can’t believe i made jheel and khushi both start saying “dawg” unironically 🤣

i miss jheel so much today. wish we were all bed rotting together

This bag is not a want, it’s a need. 50k only 😀👋🏼