I have German Shepherd puppies for sale and I know y’all need one for Christmas 💕

Giving birth is so scary. Am I going to die? Will my vag ever be the same? Am I going to rip all the way to my ass? I NEED ANSWERS

I’m a few weeks short of popping a baby out of my body and my husband has a cold, can you guess which one of us is whinier? It’s still me... but, the level of whininess is closer.

I got some sneak peeks of Zeke’s newborn pictures today and I know I’m biased but YALL... my son is perfect 🥺

Everyone my age is getting hammered on the beach right now and I’m sitting in my recliner rocking my baby to sleep. Life is different man 😂

I sent Luke to the grocery store today for literally 10 things. He came home with $225 dollars worth of toys for Zeke 😂 kid can barely lift his own head up but he apparently needed a piano.

This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot!

The cutest little boy

Luke: Me: Isn’t it weird that we’re married? Like I’m your wife

The mailman is so scared of my dogs he runs back to his car when he drops off packages.

#NewProfilePic

Your son's name is literally LeBron James Jr.

Y’all cannot judge me for washing my hair every night. Talkin bout “its bad for your hair” yeah well getting drunk every Saturday night is bad for your liver KaReN but you’re still fuckin doin it.

Give me George Straight for the halftime show. This is trash

Help me out Twitter followers! Michelob ULTRA

have they tried making coffee at home and packing their lunches