So, help me out here. Order an Uber, it’s misting out. I am CLEARLY the ONLY person standing on the side of the street. Mercedes GLS class. Why did this driver clearly breeze past me and park minimum 10 yards away? And then look surprised when I walked up and opened the door!?!?

Mike DeFabo The thing with Kash Patel is you don't even need to be a hardcore partisan either way to know that dude is a toxic ass lame.

Today is my dogs sixth birthday! 🎉🎉🎉 Happy Birthday Ivory!

Chicago, we got cocky yesterday and flew too close to the sun. Go ahead and get those winter coats back out.

Did target reinstate their DEI policies and commitment to diversity? No? Then, still f*** them.

On a scale of one to Bukowski, how drunk is Janine Pirro right now?

Election time in the United States. I don’t care to cover the numbers, because they’re all computer generated anyway.

Every year my job dies the orange juice green for the mimosas, and I think it looks absolutely fucking disgusting. #stpaddys

Yooooooo Alaska Airlines

Time to run the polls! Get out and #vote #Chicago ! (Last nights partial setup.)

People, c’mon. Don’t lie about your voting history. We can tell. Just same day register. 😬

Four voters so far never received their mail and n ballots. 😳 #Chicago

Uh, someone I know just wrote me in for governor. I was joking. He wasn’t. 😳 Soooorry, JB Pritzker

The kids ain’t voting y’all. #chicago #voting

I’m gonna say it. I love being an election coordinator, but if you come in at three minutes to 7pm, WITH NO URGENCY, I hate you.

Finished. And is tradition, if you need me, I will be at the bottom of this Manhattan. #Election2026

Do uber drivers who argue with passengers expect to get tipped? Sorry Marguerite. Ain’t happening.

I’m no expert, but I feel like this is a part from a truck, that should still be on the truck.

Everyone who claimed it got up to 50° today in Chicago is lying. It was still cold as fuck.

Unpopular opinion: Not every female enjoys being called, baby, hon, or mama(s). I am every female.