[scowling at Fountains of Wayne]

From stone to cloud, so I ascended. Now I resemble a sort of god Floating through the air in my soul-shift Pure as a pane of ice. It’s a gift. (Sylvia Plath, from “Love Letter”)

I am either not good at running or just really good at tripping and falling and pretending I didn’t. I am a bear.

It occurred to me earlier today that I don’t actually know the back of my hand very well.

Happy holidays!

Please let me know if you know a good place to stare.

🎉

Happy Public Domain Day! Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” is Copyright Free hyperallergic.com/535370/the-boo…

There is no wrong way to take a nap.

people think it's bizarre, ironic, and funny when a frozen meat company points out the importance of critical thinking, but chances are the same message would never "go viral" if it was from a person. our society values entertainment over truth and that's a huge problem

reports of people sticking their heads inside the frozen food aisles of grocery stores so they can “listen to steak-umm” are popping up all over the country. please stop that’s not how it works

From now on I’m going to just RT Steak-umm because. Also I loved this stuff as a kid with American cheese melted on top. And lots of @HeinzKetchup_US ketchup. Simpler times, simpler times.

Combines my fear of coronavirus and my hatred of mousetraps into one tidy package. More importantly, just a really brilliant PSA. #SocialDistancing #FlattenTheCuve

The bears speaks for all of us on this one.

Two words I really would have been *totally ok* never hearing in relation to one another: murder hornets.

I often do not know what I am supposed to be doing, and I do not know who to ask.

My friend Fred Dust being #BriefButSpectacular on PBS!

Godspeed Beverly Cleary. Every time I make applesauce I think of Ramona explaining why she was taking one bite out of each apple in the box of apples: “But the first bite tastes best.”

I do not understand most things, so I just try to enjoy them as I understand them. I am a bear.

I AM STILL ALIVE #art