in school some kid yelled “SOY BOY” at the new hispanic student and bro just went “pues sí ?” which pissed him off so he’d just say it harder effectively rage baiting himself in an endless cycle

the awareness of my life’s brevity & the speed at which time passes us all by drops onto my skull like an anvil every 4-6 business days

One time I did shrooms with this girl with bpd and something evil came out in her and I locked myself in the bathroom crying and my other friend was also sobbing under a blanket on the floor so I guess she asserted her dominance as the alpha between all of us

I swear to god dude i am gonna trap you in a petty soul gem

my wife just turned to me with a wikipedia tab open and said ‘hey have you heard of this novel?’ and after i saw what tab it was i just wordlessly reached over, hit ctrl+f, and typed in my own name

薄暮 #Minecraft

sorry babe, the obsidian skull amulet thinks you’re taking advantage of my good nature and that we shouldn’t be together

Another talented actor ruined by drugs and alcohol

performative abyss gazing. you can tell when someone isn’t actually into gazing into the abyss

Hey man you coming out tn? The boys and I read the names of dead gods in the shapes of the hills and we’re gonna cast mankind back into the horror of the world’s first forming

you’re in her dms. im trying to move a glass with my mind from across my room. i don’t know who either of you are

“I thought I heard the old man say,” is just a funny initial conceit for sea shanties and folk songs. It’s even funnier to preface every song with it. I thought I heard the old man say you used to get it in your fishnets

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A band called I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME should not sound Like That. That’s a name for a hardcore band or a weird post-hardcore/punk band. They shouldn’t sound like music that plays over the speakers at Target or an Old Navy commercial.

The Cranberries: with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs, and their guns Me on the floor holding my head: AAAAGHHHH!! AAAAAHHHH!! Therapist: Quickly, turn it off! Scientist: Remarkable (scribbling on clipboard) and the boy is of Irish ancestry? I stand shaking and