nutting in somebody when it’s your first time hitting is crazy 😂😂😅

When I’m get home , I just wanna clean the fuq outta my house n listen to music . I wanna make candy apples and find pumpkins to carve . 🍁 🍂 🍃 🍎 🎃 🙄

Why this ALDIs sangria poured over sweet frozen cherries so good ?😩 and I don’t even have to drink a lot of it and it give me that warm tingly feeling 😂 *sighs* I love ALDIs 🥰 y’all so Bomb .

Fuqtards ruling the world like always .

I’m gonna try my best to enjoy my low tier life before it’s officially HELL .

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Brody Jenner reveals he makes coffee with fianceé’s breast milk: “It’s freaking delicious”

World’s leaders approval rating: 🇮🇳 Narendra Modi: 78% 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin: 77% 🇲🇽 Andrés López: 67% 🇨🇭 Alain Berset: 54% 🇧🇷 Lula da Silva: 52% 🇦🇺 Anthony Albanese: 50% 🇮🇹 Giorgia Meloni: 45% 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez: 41% 🇺🇸 Joe Biden: 39% 🇮🇪 Leo Varadkar: 37% 🇧🇪 Alexander De

“Smiles” “nods”

People really don’t be knowing when their breath stinks 😳 like what if my breath stinks too and I don’t know it ? 😩

I saw a prime day AD and was like “oooo I could use a new curling iron”But how can a hot curling iron promote scalp healing ? And then has no tip or stand and it’s over $150?

I slept good af last night, had a weird dream tho 😩

I think it’s a GA thing

Imagine people actually got to the point instead of tap dancing around it like a fucking clown .