Hopefully by the time I’ve turned 90, I will have friends to do activities with.

The House of Gucci The Palace of Prada The Coco Chanel Tunnel The Prada Larder Dior’s Door Yves Saint LaRoom TJ Maxximum Security Prison I’m sorry.

You have no idea.

This hat does not fit my head.

This joke is too late but I like to call Succession, “Only Murdochs in the Buildings”.

I like to impress people in bars by Peacocking. By which I mean telling them I can afford a subscription to @PeacockTV

If you had asked me in the 1990s which actor on the sitcom NewsRadio would be causing actual damage to American society in the year 2022, I would've guessed incorrectly.

Still the best political campaign video I’ve ever seen 🔥🔥🔥

We didn’t know how good we had it when life was MoviePass and Pokémon Go

Woah.

Miguelito! 👑

The award for best actor goes to … Will Smith but for Ali 2?

Finding out you don’t owe any US taxes is like winning the lottery. Although you have to declare all lottery winnings … fuck they got me

The magical spell of Top Gun: Maverick dissipates the second you step out of Times Square into Fleet Week.

Alas I Am All Ass

I’m on a podcast talking about one of my favourite movies Brazil with one of my favourite people.

Obama killing all of his houseplants is the most I’ve ever related to a president

Interview with Director Shem Pennant each1teach1 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

"The Baron & The Junk Dealer" 2min20seconds of a 3-minute short film animated by Jay Marks based on the comics inspired by the stage play which premieres in Edinburgh this week! You can watch the full 3-minute version on YouTube, here: youtu.be/daYKJMtsLtQ

This Thursday is the final night of previews before UCBNY has its grand re-opening weekend! Come see me & each1teach1 do a very special 2-prov show -- our first together in YEARS!! Tickets: ucbcomedy.com/show/ucbny-pre…