BREAKING: The repeal of #NetNeutrality just went into effect. Your cable company now has even more power to screw you over and censor online content. But Congress can still stop this. Go to BattleForTheNet.com to contact your reps now! via Team Internet

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BREAKING: leaked draft shows the White House is planning executive order that puts Ajit Pai in charge of policing online speech and authorizes mass Internet censorship actionnetwork.org/petitions/cens… Team Internet

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This is an Internet emergency. Less than 48 hours left until the vote to kill #NetNeutrality. #BreakTheInternet to demand that Congress #StopTheFCC. Take action: BreakTheInternetProtest.org via Team Internet

Congress just voted to make NSA spying worse. The Senate votes Tuesday. Text FREEDOM to 384-387 medium.com/@Laila/we-need… via Team Internet

24 hrs left. Just 41 senators needed. RT if you want your senator to stop FBI, NSA, and *all* presidents' warrantless spying powers over Americans. vetocongress.org

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This is not a drill the FCC just announced #NetNeutrality ends on June 11 unless we stop it retweet to sound the alarm BattleForTheNet.com

URGENT: The Senate votes on #NetNeutrality in less than 48 hours BattleForTheNet.com or call (513) 854-0120 to contact your reps These are key: Sen. Lisa Murkowski John Kennedy Dean Heller Marco Rubio Orrin G. Hatch Foundation Lindsey Graham

What if all your favorite websites loaded this slowly unless you paid extra to access them? The Senate votes on #NetNeutrality in 24 hours BattleForTheNet.com via Team Internet

86% of voters from across the political spectrum support #NetNeutrality. It's essential for small businesses, free speech, and innovation. Please Sen. Lisa Murkowski John Kennedy vote tomorrow to save the Internet! BattleForTheNet.com via Team Internet

BREAKING: Senate files motion to proceed to final #NetNeutrality vote. There's less than two hours to make your voice heard, and it's going to be extremely close. Call RIGHT NOW: battleforthenet.com/call via Team Internet

BREAKING: The US Senate just voted to save #NetNeutrality! Now we have to take the fight to the House. Chip in to help win the fight for the free and open Internet: donate.fightforthefuture.org via Team Internet