It's always "how was the parade" and never "who rotates all the lampposts so the balloons can fit down the street" smdh

Perfect song for this sunny Sunday afternoon 🥰 Here’s a beauty from 80s Classics, out in just over a week!! Presave now - distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ju… The Cure ROBERT SMITH Absolute 80s

I’ve seen comments saying ‘Does anyone really need that many amps?” Believe me, the magic of Kevin Shields is right there for you to see. He meticulously uses each and all of them - for volume, contrast, colour and things no other human even knows. We are here just to appreciate

MISSING in sub-freezing, windy Brooklyn. Mr Charby

📢🇺🇲🗽💔😿🆘️🚨⏳Please RT to find Freddy #NYC #missingcat #lostcat #Queens #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX HomeAgain PetRescuer

#nyc

🇲🇽¡MÉXICO presente en THE SHOW OF A LOST WORLD en CINES! Recuerda que ya están disponibles el DVD y Blue-Ray en las páginas oficiales de The Cure y Universal Music México, gracias también a Cinepolismx por esta gran experiencia. ✨

Netflix has secured the streaming rights to “Depeche Mode: M”, the film is set to debut on Netflix in the US on January 9 #DepecheMode

ACC Staten Island is currently without heat during falling temperatures. Plumbing work is complete and we’re pushing National Grid for same-day restoration. ACC urgently needs blankets, comforters, & towels to keep animals safe. My office is fully engaged and I’ll share updates.

HAND CREAM. A lovely gift. A thoughtful gift. BUT PLEASE STOP GIVING ME HAND CREAM. I USE ONE A YEAR. I HAVE enough hand cream to survive a nuclear winter. I'm regifting it. Using it as face cream. Greasing hinges with it. Eating it! I BEG. STOP. CAN'T HAND CREAM ANY MORE.

In the year of our Lord 2026 I just learned how to make the text shake in iMessage

8 years ago the managing partner of a law firm I worked at pulled me into a meeting and told me to 'tone down my aura of confidence" if I wanted to succeed there. This is me today standing in my brand new 4,000 square foot Bay Street office for Marshall Law - Canada, complete

JFK airport roasting Heathrow Airport because of my laptop is diabolical

So basically we are to prepare for 1 to 256 inches of snow this weekend.

Not me getting misty eyed over an airport tweet.

My fiance said I couldnt name 5 football players: 1. Giselle ex husband 2. Ciara husband 3. Taylor Swift future husband 4. Cardi B baby daddy 5. The welfare thief that should be in prison 6. and Colin Kaepernick I knew six!

40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”

Shoutout to every theater kid who played a tree in their school play. This one’s for you 🌳🌳

Good morning friends. Today is special to me because it’s my five year anniversary of being cancer free. ☀️🫶☕️

Not even a little bit... 😎