As it's his birthday - time to trot out my Tom Baker anecdote in a short thread. My memories are a bit sketchy, as it was 31 years ago, but the essential details are correct. I may be flowering it up a little in my dotage. #tombaker #DoctorWho

Dz jnr teaching himself drums. The hand is the result of Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys

Today I shall mostly be listening to the new albums of QOTSA, PJ Harvey, Blur and The National

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Hospedia runs TV services in NHS hospitals. It charges £7.90 a DAY to watch normal TV, not a penny of this goes to the NHS. Hospedia takes £150,000 a day from vulnerable patients, it shouldn’t be getting a penny. Because it shouldn’t exist. RT if we need to get this scum out.

I feel good 🕺🏻

#PDCWorldChampionship 😂😂

Man wakes up from a coma after 30 years no idea what the year it is. Nurse tells him Shed Seven are number 1 and gladiators is about to start.

I can do it on a caretaker basis till they get someone else in

Hearing Vithushan Ehantharajah on any podcast is an absolute joy. Test Match Special

Happy birthday#billycorgan of the #smashingpumpkins here's one I made earlier Billy Corgan Fan News m.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ZqS…

This may be the funniest video I’ve ever seen.

Poo, Spew, Barmy Hair-do, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

Take a weather pattern and the last name of a British light entertainment star of the 1980s to make your porn star name. Mine: Foggy Bygraves #StormyDaniels

My Cambridge Audio A500 amp has finally decided to go to the great scrap heap in the sky. Sad times.

A struggle with Wieghurst and Rice sounds like I've ordered too much dinner. Football Ramble Danny Baker

Anthony Gordon looks like a baddy in a high budget fantasy production Football Ramble Marcus Speller

Still one of the most evocative venues in English football. Plough Lane means spirit, grassroots, grit, punching up, community and the Crazy Gang