i jest

it’s an app that tells you what those people outside are hootin and hollerin about

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

i went to little caesar’s today and they said they had nothing hot nor ready, 1 hour for anything. absolutely wild. not even busy there too.

'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

i had to fill out a form today 😩 it was so hard

is seat 11a worth $47?

everyone should watch civil war

we’re kinda stuck here in this time cohort

spicy churros

6 7

i just had a great idea

i’ve already farted 3 times this year

orcas <<<<

it’s an app that starts a timer when you are navigated from IG to Threads that auto closes the app after a minute

knock knock who’s there? jermichael finley jermichael finley who? …jermichael WOOD finley ???? does this mean anything to anyone? it came to me in a dream

i would join the irish vampires

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