@mjchamplin aw hey now. It's not all bad! Sure we have ridiculous rules about alcohol sales, but we don't get tornados or earthquakes.

@mjchamplin I'm a little defensive about my state. Most of the people I like are from here. To be fare, most of the people I hate too...

@mjchamplin well what was your coworker's other reason?

@mjchamplin oh yeah, that bullshit.

If you're smelling dog crap, and you've checked the bottom of everyone else's shoe, it must be under your shoe.

@mjchamplin I honestly might like it better than regular Pepsi.

@mjchamplin here's a "heart" for your bicycle.

Every day can be Halloween if you’re weird

Our water has been out for close to 8 hours. The workers down the street said, "doesn't look good," when asked what the prognosis was.

Water is back!

Hey, is there a way to look at Instagram on my iPad that isn't garbage?

@mjchamplin I really like her shirt. Do you know where she got it?

What is Terry Crews wearing?! No lapels, turtle neck, wrist ribbons? Heather & Jessica

When that first really cold day comes, I always feel like I might never be warm again.

@mjchamplin I found a couple rolls of 35mm I need developed. Do you know of any place I can send it to? It's probably just snapshots.

@mjchamplin thanks!

Need this costume #BobsBurgers #halloween2016 Bob's Burgers

Wow. Cat farts.

.Tess Barker I want Brandie Posey💀🔥 '/s hair on my head.

Bought a silver Christmas tree, but now I'm mad at my ornaments for being mostly silver. Like I didn't know what I like.