So focused on Joelinton that I missed Tino looking straight at his man and not being arsed to run to catch up with him. #nufc

If #nufc gained £1 every time Sean Longstaff breaks into the box and hits the deck without getting a pass or shot away, PSR would not be an issue.

Bournemouth are looking significantly more like an ‘Eddie Howe side’ than Eddie Howe’s current side #nufc

I’m really enjoying hearing the argument that the ball hasn’t touched the skin of the Bournemouth player, as the extension of this is that players who wear long sleeve shirts and gloves in the winter are actually immune from the handball law. #nufc

Remember the 3-1 well. Your absolute quintessential domestic cup ref determined to stand up to the Premier League side on his big night. This was at 2-1 in added time 🫣 #nufc

I’m not a cynic, but if I were, using PIF-owned clubs to find out the price of a player and swooping in afterwards would be a good way to find out whether you’re having the piss taken out of you if you’re #nufc

I maintain that Miggy would be an excellent signing for any of the promoted clubs. Even five goals from a winger is huge when you’re down at the bottom, and he will run himself into the ground no matter what. #nufc

As with the Bournemouth game, decent first 20 and last 20, but absolutely shocking in between. We just do not look like we want it as much anymore, and that’s a big worry. #nufc

Tonali and Barnes will come on for Longstaff and Murphy in the second half and rescue something, and we’ll get a positive spin placed on another baffling selection decision from Howe. #nufc

Wolves absolutely have our number here. Since the opening exchanges they’ve completely nullified us going forward, and are slicing through us like butter on the counter. Changes needed badly. #nufc

Will we see Osula for Murphy or the safe Almiron I wonder #nufc

New James Bond film sounds underwhelming #nufc

The absolute cretins at Sky who charge us an arm and a leg to watch football don’t even know the laws. You can’t be offside from a corner, so Silva isn’t in an offside position until Stones heads the ball, by which time he is nowhere near the keeper. Correct decision.

What a joke. Nothing going for us recently #nufc

Sorry but this is unforgivable from Burn. Not even arsed about getting back to defend #nufc

Sorry but Tonali is trading off reputation here. He’s not had a particularly good game, and I guarantee if his name was Thompson there would be no boos for him coming off. #nufc

My head is on Mars what on earth is Isak doing there #nufc

Mudryk standing still in the box with no one within ten yards of him. Sound #nufc

Howe will get the blame of course, but Schar against Fulham, Gordon against Everton, Isak against Brighton and now against Chelsea…Should probably have 8 points from those games and we have 1. He’s being let down both by the board and by the players on the pitch. #nufc

As if the referee allowed Chelsea to take a quick free kick with twelve players on the pitch. The refereeing in this country is just plain amateurish #nufc