i'm the fastest money spender i know. i gets down, i don't play

Having yo mama help you navigate through your 20s is really a blessing. From bills to mental and general health, relationships, kids; her parenting didn’t stop when I graduated high school and I am so grateful to her for it.

Once you stop posting pictures of yourself online you really never want to go back to it

get mad at yourself cause you can’t leave me alone

i put sliced American cheese &tapatio on my spaghetti 😭

Should be acting worst tbh

when someone remembers the smallest littlest details of me:

I want a new car but like when someone else pays the whole car for me

when i tell him idc where we go to eat & we pull up to a place i don't like

why would someone ask me what i got my man for xmas😩they don’t see all this ass? Smh forget it

Be nice to ppl returning to the gym this week you been in there all year still look the same and we still being nice to you 🫶🏾

i be so happy when i get off work i feel like i just got released from jail

how am i supposed to lose weight when im not used to losing ?

It was 10:56am and check out is at 11am. Why did my man start setting up the ironing board and plugging in the iron for his shirt.. talking about it’ll take 2 seconds😭💀dudeeeeee

Me for them points: