Is Jermaine Dupri wearing babydoll shoes at this halftime show??

Ok I had #TwitterofTime for my journey - is there anything for the Stormlight Archives because I need a support group…

Well I watched Dune 2, and my biggest takeaway is that I’ll be shouting ‘Lisan al Gaib!’ any time my cat enters the room, for at least 2 weeks.

The “easy street” song from the Walking Dead is stuck in my head and now I understand the torture method…

Wild times

Watching #Xmen97 and the “Please…do not make me let you down” game me a little chills

The only thing sticking with Rebel Moon is this robot’s new head pieces

Wisconsin as a university has likely cost me money. Am I entitled to compensation…?

Got bored and started using AI images for myself. Realizing that AI can’t figure out what to do with my hair and skin is absolutely hilarious to me

“For church purposes, it should have an under shirt” Me: “I’m not here for church, I’m here for the vibes” Happy Easter?

Successfully made it into the church without fire. Wondering who’s going to open this pit up, or if it’s going to be me…

This microphone on this pastor looks very much like it may be connected to the nose to preserve his water… Fighting the urge to shout “Lisan al’Gaib!” during the sermon.

Trolling @_chaykowsky because why not

*scrambles to delete tweets about Knicks game*

Ahhh yes. All is right.

My hair always reaches a stage where it essentially starts to lock itself and I have to decide if the work to keep it separated is worth it or if today is the day I just turn it all to locks. We have arrived.

This is important. Even if you say it with a smile. You can NOT tell a person, “I love you, but sometimes talking to you is not a good time.” Don’t believe the D&D movie…

Nobody: Eminem:

Going to refer to my quad-weekly, morning anxiety attacks as me failing my CON save.

Well, my partner just finished The Rise of Skywalker; and based on our conversation I clearly have some unresolved traumas from the death of Luke Skywalker….😅