Went to the bier and beer in Middlesbrough last night the comedy gods were there for Ted Hanky Definitely the best mc opening

Off to see @milocomedy tonight has he posted anything recently

Kevin bridges Newcastle city hall £6.20 a fucking can of Cider

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#blanketyblank who does jack look like

Just seen Michael Carrick with Cristiano Ronaldo at Middlesbrough train station #utb

But Steve Evets is

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Supermarkets at Christmas

Surely wrong address Steve Evets

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Let's all get tickets for mickys show So he can still be working class

We're Boro We're Barmy We're of our *ucking heads

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Just watched BBC Question Time and they all piss in the same pot

Apparently someone called Chris Ramsey is on tonight Hope the lad is funny

#BGTFinal just kicked my TV in who do I send the bill for another one