You wanna come over and listen to I dont get tired on my JBL

Tired of the city I’m moving upstate

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I got charged with felony DUI in the work truck, 2 counts of vehicular manslaughter, procession of controlled substance, leaving the scene of a crime, and assault on a police officer on company time 😂

Thanks for the amazon gift card grandpa it almost makes up for the receding hairline you gave me

10pm on a Sunday night is prime Ben and Jerry’s hours

Can I get a Coors and can you put the Bananas game on one of these tvs

Pub with the boys tonight

Troy Stecher plays playoff hockey tonight

Putting this on a t shirt

Getting bodied in the family group chat

Saw Drunk Coyotes on the road

Holy fuck this barn is quiet. What an anticlimactic finish to such a great series

Sam Bennett and Brad Marchand on the same team

Florida panthers have won another stanley cup

Dont you talk to me about that “running is bad for your knees” propaganda fatso

Doctor to the family of a guy in a coma: “he’s expected to live…but I…I fear he might lose all ball knowledge”

If hitting your vape in the work bathroom feels this good, I cant even imagine what shooting up heroin in a 7/11 bathroom feels like

Lowkey dawg move by Kevyn Adams for not thanking JJ in his statement. Kesselring makes the D core bigger and better. Doan becomes a huge 3rd line threat. Tage tucks 50. Samuelsson gets addicted to black tar heroin. 2026 the drought ends