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Dr. Thwomp

@drthwomp

Father of Three | Everything Terps | CFB diehard | MBC

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I hate to hate on those bettering themselves, but Hyrox needs to stop. It is taking over my gym. Stop doing sled pulls into the pull up bars. Go join a CrossFit gym where you belong. #UnironicallyShrinkHyrox

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If you decline a “can I work in” request at the gym, it’s fine. I sometimes get it. That being said, your photo should be hung on the wall and you should be shamed for it.

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In’s and Out’s: Dewey Beach Edition In: - overdoing it night 1 and ruining ur whole weekend - trying to have every crush flavor - discussing macroeconomic trends - sitting in the corner with #MBC - oilers Out - talking to girls - this bush weather - kids pouting abt graduating

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I’m thrilled to announce that I’m joining LIV Golf as a Senior Writer. I’m excited to bring my passion for storytelling, reporting and golf to LIV, and I look forward to contributing to its innovative vision for the future of the sport. Getting the chance to work with the

I’m thrilled to announce that I’m joining LIV Golf as a Senior Writer. 

I’m excited to bring my passion for storytelling, reporting and golf to LIV, and I look forward to contributing to its innovative vision for the future of the sport.

Getting the chance to work with the
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I’ll lay my reputation on the line. Oilers win this series. Down 2-0 in game 6? Don’t matter. God wouldn’t let the Panthers do this to us. #McJesus

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Wonder if there’s a mode where you can get pulled over for a DUI, cheat on your wife, and lie incessantly for 2 weeks straight before leaving the school that got you to your first ever Sweet Sixteen

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Walking through the airport with a brutal sunburn. Catching major glances. Everyone’s saying look at the little clown boy and his red face. Look at the little man who got filled by the sun

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There is absurd Tan-flation the week after the 4th. Feel like you’ve got your golden coat on? So does everyone. The buying power of your tan is maybe going to get you a 4.5 autistic girl from your local YMCA. Sad.