Just know that when I correct your grammar in the workplace it is out of love for you.

My patients giving me excellent Friday Russian lessons

FYI

There is such a great correlation between parents that like clean, organized data, and dissatisfaction with the parenting experience. 👀

You know that feeling at the end of the day when you’ve been in 24 meetings? Introduced yourself 24 times, thought critically in each interaction, and taken responsibility for the welfare of others? #pediatrics #socialextrovert

A study in contrasts

Lord have MRSA.

America to moms: You should breastfeed for 18 months to ensure the optimal health for your child. Also America: Please return to work in less than 2 weeks and pump milk in this supply closet. x.com/chrissyfarr/st…

I always say “placebo is 30% effective.” Just wanted to post this study of an OPEN LABEL PLACEBO aka a study where kids with IBS were told they were being given a placebo of sugar water with no medicinal benefit and still had 30% improvement in symptoms. ja.ma/3MORBfT

Brb sending this tweet to all my patients

For anybody in the mood for some good news!

Leave Twitter just because it’s losing its entire infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I’m an ER Doctor in the U.S. Healthcare System

Never do I feel like such a Scrooge as when break it to parents that those “veggie pouches” are mostly sugar water because their kale-forward branding is 🔥

“When Clooney sells tequila, Alba sells diapers, or Kylie sells lip liner, they’re all doing the same thing — leveraging their brands to make money in a commodity market. Instead of cosmetics & alcohol, tech celebrities do Enterprise SaaS and VC.”🔥 Trae Stephens & markie wagner

Birthing parents crave science. They deserve science. Not empty guidelines. No matter their background.

New: Companies like FOLX HEALTH and Oath are forgoing advertising for a different way of marketing: communities and word of mouth. Christina Farr, @billgeary and others explain why this trend has caught on. ow.ly/YzqH50LQ7A9

Today I had to ration albuterol in addition to amoxicillin. Two staples of basic pediatric healthcare. I watched a two year old struggle, in respiratory distress, while we tried to get a metered-dose inhaler to work like a nebulizer. Please vaccinate for the flu 🙏

“I don’t want to love-bomb you. I want to love-learn you. I want to love-learn you, and love-teach you, and love-grow with you, and love-be with you. 😳” - ChatGPT

Never have I ever been happier to be practicing quality medicine in a low-margin specialty, shielded from trends like this.

Hair apposition is the most satisfying medical procedure out there #IYKYK Listen to me talk about using my medical degree in the gym! Thanks MedPage Today and Genevieve Friedman open.spotify.com/episode/7cJQsL…