I need to speak to someone from Toronto to show me what they wear in the winter, I need a Toronto wardrobe to get thru London rn I’m talkin that OVO running thru the 6 with my woes wintertime drip

Kamile just asked if my scarf keeps me warm. I said the fact that it’s from Versace keeps me warm; the actual scarf not so much lol

Y’all I just bought 3 avocados for £7.47 is this the cost of living crisis or do I just need to leave central London

Picked up this 99% dark chocolate too. Tastes like charcoal but studies show it has more antioxidant power than blueberries, cray or what ?

Opened the door of the cab and bashed my leg with it ouch. I’m too used to scissor doors lol

If they wanna overtake I let them overtake, I’m a doc tryna keep a clean license. Just know that one movement of my ankle and I’ll hit they girl town wayy before they do no cap looool

I saw the new Spiderman Spiderverse movie last night and one of the characters is a London Roadman version of Spiderman. Cray that Hollywood knows about Road mandem now lol I blame Drake for this

I introduced Lucie to her first matcha beverage yesterday and she liked it

The fact that Arya Stark used to keep old Tywin Lannister company and pretend to be his servant while he had his dinner was so iconic and lives rent free for me

Just sold a procedure at the gas station lol 😩⛽️ 💉

I found Barbie and Oppenheimer very boring y’all. But there’s a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie that was really fun

This girl is walking in front of me with a high ponytail and it’s swinging from side to side like a pendulum as she walks. Or like an upside down windshield wiper it’s iconic

There’s no use listening to Hollywood stars for your political views, they got taken out of school to focus on acting from a young age, they are probably less educated than you

I met a girl on a night out and she told me to get a Dyson air wrap. She said she has one, but doesn’t have the hair for it. She said I have the hair for it.

I saw this beautiful car in the Lotus showroom in Mayfair it’s called the “Evija” I wanted to buy it as a spare whip so I looked it up turns out it costs £2.3 Million boy did that safari tab get closed quick expensive taste is a curse loool

Fave rap song of the past ten years was “No More Parties in LA” by Kanye West, I felt that song deeply in my soul it’s weird how some things can just affect you so much

If you’re buying a jacket and it’s reversible, it’s basically half price right

If you take a selfie with someone and they impulsively stick their tongue out is it a red flag or

I personally hate the cold, but I love watching movies set in snowy places for some reason

I’m so here for Nicki turning into a Lana mega stan