This side hustle shit ain't even a side hustle it's just a second job

Watch this is gonna be the plot of God's Not Dead 5

Rich as fuck

All rapists should be a little more than just “socially” murdered if we're being real but I guess that's a hot take now

I have a myriad of thoughts on this but the first that comes to mind is she never even properly cited the Bible, and as a Christian, why the fuck wouldn't you treat your own holy book the same as any other legitimate source? No citations or anything

Oklahomas never beating the stereotype of being stupid as fuck. Bottom of the country in education and it shows!

Concert Thursday... Rave Friday... help me Lord bring me THROUGH the week!!!!

danisha carter she disproves her argument in her barely coherent essay just by being in college. “ Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts” so she should be on child number 5, not a freshman in college according to herself

Kanye dropped Cousins this year (?)

Literally nobody wants Quentin Tarantino to do anything other than make movies. Like actually shut the fuck up and just get to directing. We do not care about anything else you have to say.

She says with $8.11 in her bank account!

Ketamine princess with the tongue of death or whatever Stu McKenzie said

Thinking about how as a kid every Christmas, without fail, my dad would be like “you know, Santa really likes Oreos, that's how you get him to give you the good presents 👀” so we left Oreos out every year. Bro just wanted some Oreos on Christmas morning.