this is me shitting with my mouth open i have no choice. i have a condition do you know what its like to spend every day trying to shit with your mouth shut

"Its interesting when they change the name of foods..." - Bill Hicks (RIP) -- Epic food remark on January 10th, Monday morning , A.D.

oh shit !! Are the guy who make the cars also responsible for putting tires on them ? i sure hope so !!

I have a cure for autism. I call it "The Autism Cure". It's a little pill you swallow that makes your dick smaller

i love to post bullshit crap like "Im not a clod, im a stream" and get like 3 retweets for it

Q: Whats the deal with the "twiitter dot com" thing. Is it real or a ruse. And why is it bad. A: It is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me, it is not me,

i will not name my child "pussy." i will not name my child "ass." i will not name my child "pussy ass."

just a heads up. if you go out and do somthin like "like" or "share" this post you will be helping fund ISIS

the more i think about it, the more it seems to me that there is no diffreence between someone who enjoys graphical user interfaces (GUI) and a jackass

i am deeply sorry to my followers and fans everywhere, but i just read a new study that says basically the same shit i say on here, but better,

that's right folks, ive got another "nukem" joke for you. but this time, its about nuking the trolls

if the internet was real life, and you killed me in real life, you would be called to the stand in court, but your defense attorney would be "Whacky"

justin bieber needs to piss more often. the man is a dog with legs. he has no right to act like a jackass, wear diapers, and talk about sex. he is a fool

me and the boys going to the store to get us some cool hats that say "Gadzooks" on them

the police department has informed me that "Guinness Book of records"s" most fucked up jpeg" is in fact very funny and does not constitute a crime

once again, my mentions are littered with posts that are blatantly false and derogatory about my medical condition known as "Being Easily Made Upset"

i refuse to understand the basic principles of logic, good & evil, reason, beauty, harmony, loyalty, justice, honor, faith, freedom, or passion. im a soulless, stupid, beast

no james bond for me iwth out of respect for the memory of james bond. this is not a "james bond" era

get this man! halo 5 is finally coming out on january 11th! yippee! everyone stand down! step down! get off my lawn! don’t touch that dial!!

Shut Up You Little Shit Hole! And Masturbate To This Rough Draft Of The Declaration Of Independence Like A Good American....Happy 4th ya fuckwad.