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Not while we have enough iron to make gibbets

Don’t forget to message your ex-boyfriends with ‘Happy Father’s Day’ today just to freak them out

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Woke up to find that Iran has shot down my cat. And he wants his breakfast.

Strong ‘Hitler’s photoshoot in the mountains’ vibes

Yvette Cooper speaking about social media being a possible tool for grooming gangs feels like a set up for tighter restrictions online. They apologise and fall on their sword while simultaneously plotting how to twist the fallout to serve their own ends.

“And with a wave of her grooming gangs report, the Casey godmother disappeared in a puff of smoke and the Prince and all his high court saw that the villagers were not far-right monsters after all but normal townsfolk who had been trying to tell him where the real monsters lay.”

Don’t let them go to waste

‘In the pursuit of truth’. We have been handing you the truth on a plate for years. Shouting it from the rafters. But you turned your back on us and even sent some of us to prison. So why should we trust you to search out the truth now?

This is who runs this account.

I can’t believe we still need to tell stupid people about this

A heatwave is coming in for the weekend, Don, so can we hold the nuking until mid next week? Cheers 👍

I don’t have kids and I’m not a big fan of humans but this sits badly even with me. It’s not about women’s health, it’s about people who don’t want baby girls, isn’t it?

Rapists have human rights. We can’t kill them. Child murderers have human rights. We can’t kill them. Serial killers have humans rights. We can’t kill them. Terrorists have human rights. We can’t kill them. But hey, fuck the babies and the old folk.

HS2 is the government’s Turkish barber shop. Keep moving that money around.

Infuriating

Hold the nukes, Tim Minchin has found the solution to peace in the Middle East

Honestly Giorgia, same girl same