Trophies are on display outside my lair.

All 5 categories have been breached. Impressive work, minions.

2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm

We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.

Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet.

Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.

Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord. ✉️ thedoctor@....

A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this.

Gatekeeper bug should fixed, resume your suffering.

Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!

Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.

And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.

And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.

TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS: 1. Spud 2. Espresso 3. Pinny Pals ...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.

That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question.

Shop is open for the last time in 2025. Closes at 6pm!

Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed. The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.