🚨BREAKING🚨Oklahoma House votes 77-15 to pass HB1203, the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve bill! If signed into law. The state could invest 10% of public funds into Bitcoin or any digital asset with a $500B+ market cap. Crypto revolution incoming!

🚨BREAKING🚨 Chainlink drops a BOMBSHELL! They're teaming up with lawmakers on the "Proof Of" Bill - forcing stablecoins & real-world assets to PROVE their reserves. $LINK adoption about to be MANDATED BY LAW! LFG! #Chainlink #Conquer

Decided to go on a diet on Monday, but my Ma just came town town🫣 #gameover

Bull Market Menu EXPOSED: Top Crypto Picks for 2025 The 2025 bull market is heating up, and the main dish? Tokenization. Wall Street’s about to hit the blockchain, unlocking quadrillions in value—and YOU can get in early. Here’s your must-hold menu: Photo: @ noBScrypto

xAi has acquired X

🚨MASSIVE NEWS🚨 Quaker Oats Announced Aunt Jemima Will Return to Syrup Bottles in 2025!! We are BACK BABY!

$ETH feels like the real April Fools joke here 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bitcoin Bounce time?

For everyone scalping long from 81.5 in the Blockchain Basement fam now is the time to exit the ride for the faint of heart

Tell your dog I said “hey”

When I said collapse now and beat the rush, I meant it 😘 GN

Mother of GOD

Market terror, If no trade deals can be reached and tariffs kickstart inflationary pressures again as we saw inflation and CPI rise from the 1970's to 1980's, this will be the death of the middle class. 10-15% mortgage interest rates would be on the table.

Who will win the trade war!?👀 20 trillion dollar question

China’s market rebounding hard regardless of the 104% tariffs from Trump 👀

Biggest trade win yet😎

Oh yeah 😎

Harry squatter, Hermione gainer, strong Weasley and Albus Dumbledore.