Therapist: Jojo can't hurt you. She isn't real. Jojo:

10,000 retweets to make this Donkey Kong's profile pitcure

I've decided to #investinRoolcoin. It should help me pay for supplies needed to build a device to find the Triforce again.

I was told by a reliable source on the phone that he knows who has the triforce. If anyone knows some guy named Joe, please contact me!

What the fuck?! How could you scam me?! You said it wasn't a pyrimid scheme!

Be sure follow Tiki Tong. They're only four away from 200! Lets help them reach their goal!

Sex is great and all, but have you ever plotted to take revenge on your rival?

I just started unpacking in my cabin. So far, it's pretty cozy here. #TikiDramaIsland

Found this rat in my room and for some reason, I have the irresistable urge to beat the shit out of it... #ParodiesAgainstStuartLittle

#TikiDramaIsland The time has come for our first elimination ceremony! Beloved viewers and contestants, who would you like to see booted off my island first? Vote in the poll below @KongPlush Dread Kong Bowser Jr. @g0ld3nEXP

We did it boys!

Help me get 40 RT's change @KarensLiver 's pfp to this

My new profie pic. Credit to Tiki Tong

I'm sorry I've been gone for so long. There's been a lot going on in my life that I need to focus on. I will hopefully be back in December.

Malo Mart officially open for business. If you need it, I probably have it. Just don't waste my time...

So what did I miss?

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