REVOLTING FELT MOUTHS

He's just making up words now.

Spare pants for when Rob Moore wets himself.

Reminded me of when I was boarding a Jet2 flight and had 25 different Bluetooth headphones connect to my phone - I had the last laugh given I was listening to "Thatcher - The Great Speeches" for the 3 hour flight to Corfu. Some kids were so grateful they were moved to tears.

News cum?

"Not just blood, Susan. BITS OF SICK TOO." #bitsofsick

Friends fear he's browsing 25 year old Jaguar XJs on Facebook Marketplace again...

Hi Nestle. I never want to talk to you. "Just fancied a chat about your products."

Curious about the French pronunciation of 'meme'. 'meem' of 'memm'

Four movies. Boys love to show you four movies.

Reminds me of an extraordinary advert from 2008/9 for air freshener. A small boy pesters his mum to let him defecate at Paul's house because Paul's bathroom smells nicer. youtu.be/D2T6YdEcp6w

FFS CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND CHAPS #ozempicvulva #nobodycares

Sigh, it's 'that time'...

Pretty sure actually it should be 90° to the right. I.e. portrait instead of landscape.

Surely this can't be legal?!?! Poor Marten.