Thank you BROKEN HOPE now I'm done Christmas shopping for @Secrunch even picked up a little something for me!

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Hey @Secrunch if you want me to go shopping for you in the morning, you better make sure I don't sleep through my alarm. Don't want to miss that 11% rebate at Menards

The dogs said if we win the Amazon sweepstakes they want more toys like this to fight over #PrimeDayPhotos @amazonphotos

"Shepard, don't move." "Won't go far." We love you, Ron Glass. Don't go far. instagram.com/p/BNSiJUPDJHc/

When you start dreaming about your job it's just not worth sleeping anymore

Just had to direct traffic in my dining room so the dog could reach his "assigned" biscuit eating spot. #spoileddog

Ok say a quick prayer for me.....I'm headed into walmart.

Bought my dog a 2' gingerbread man dog toy. Pretty sure she thinks she adopted a human child.

@Secrunch did the mothership beam you up?

I'd like to go the bar at the end of the world and then the restaurant at the end of the universe.

One day I will grow up Today I bought cereal just to get the free bowl Because it GLOWS IN THE DARK

Single digits. #BaseballIsBack

I just entered the free wildflower seeds giveaway from @Cheerios. Join me to help #BringBackTheBees! @Secrunch yay flowers!

Way to fail again Walmart no one in Coldwater knows how your online system works so I can't have my item and I can't have my money back.