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Drage has made it out of the womb

In 2021, while Drage was part of the Tribe EU roster, it was found that Drage was actually the famous criminal known as D.B. Cooper. This had a huge impact in his career and served as one of the motives he had to leave Tribe EU.

Drage has stated that, if he doesn't qual to Worlds, something horrible will happen. And Symantec won't like it.

Drage will be speaking to Themis, the goddess and personification of justice, divine order, law, and custom, to assess the current FUT situation. It's not looking good for Symantec.

Drage has just bought 11 pounds worth of toilet paper. Everyone in the UK please remain within the safety of your household!

Drage is in your walls

MY FAMILY WILL BE EATING TODAY

I've been inside Drage's closet, as usual, but for some reason he hasn't fed me today.

JUST NOW! Drage has announced he will be accepting foreskin donations since he desires to out-hung the rest of the FUT squad!

Yesterday, the FUT roster had an important meeting with bald head. Money was discussed, and sources say evil Symantec persuaded bald head into reducing Drage's tournament earnings by 99.9%, as apparently Drage is 'english'. This is ridiculous as Drage is, clearly, human.

Drage is the worst pro player ever like holy shit

Can Zeta just lose? like what's even the point

gotta say, having Spen on the casting roster is pretty cool, since he can actually reach Masters

Drage on Belle FUT BEATS HUMBLE!! (also Lenain Sam went hard)

PLEASE Rama END THE ZETA

Damn what's happening at the EMEA MF 💀💀💀

Aight this man a goofball sometimes