Finally got some Tilapia Brockmann bodies! And they only took 4 hours to dissect out 😩🙃 Def have rings around my eyes from staring in the scope too hard #fishsci #endocrinology #firstrodeo #itsybitsyteenyweeny

My lab needs a MSc student to start this May (fully funded position, thx Research Manitoba) . We will explore transgenerational effects of high CO2 on freshwater fish! #fishsci calebthasler.wordpress.com/opportunities/

Interested in the effects of plastics on animal physiology? We are recruiting a new M.Sc. to work on the biology of plastics in the LeMoine and Cassone labs. Please contact me for more info, and RT widely! people.brandonu.ca/lemoinec/files…

You know you're a scientist when your phone autocorrects "oh" to "pH"

When the paper you wanted to read had an English abstract but the rest was in Chinese...

I think they skipped our lab when they installed the building's heating/cooling system ❄ #iciclesforfingers #butinsummerweremelting

#BellLetsTalk

When the abstract sounds reviewable so you accept, but then you realise you're in over your head. I literally have no comments 😬

How to write a manuscript for dummies. Step 1: open 500 PDF files #postdoclife #academia

Lab upgrades 😁 #15yearsold #brokenarm #doesntcalibrate

When someone spills BME and doesn't report it 🤦‍♀️

New paper on temperature dependent sex determination in southern flounder. And an unabashed promotion of the lead author to any physiologists in need of a postdoc 😜 #fishsci #flounder #flatfish NC Sea Grant NC State University nature.com/articles/s4159…

When the fire alarm goes off right before your time point #lifeordeathdecisions

"You usually don't say anything stupid" -my boss when talking about going through my talk before the conference #offhandedcompliments #postdoclife #NASCE2019

Apparently I work at the San Diego Zoo, that's news to me 😂 #nametagfails #futurejob

Accidentally asked Google if our Milli Q system was working again instead of texting a lab mate...seems Google does not have the answers to everything 🤣 #cantbraintoday #postconferencefeels #postdoclife

At the bottom of my lab notebook...I should really do this considering how many times I go back and have to decipher what I did 🤦‍♀️😂 #ineverlearn #writedowneverything #labelsandunitsareimportant

I don't think she wants me at home anymore #CatsOfTwitter #StayAtHome