Dicker the Kicker!!

I’m sorry honey, I am way too hungover to go to Trader Joe’s with you

Yes, I am cooking a turkey in my tanning bed...what’s it to you? 🦃

I’m as good at choosing attorneys as I am choosing wives

All joking aside, sorry to hear about Russ’s dad ☹️

I really like to think I don’t make the same mistake twice...but then again ?

What is this ‘Florida Man’ stuff all about? I don’t understand it

I am the Brian Griese of morning radio

This Halloween after the quarantine is gonna be a real bitch

Believe me, I check every day

This is what really happened #Bidenfall

Dammit!!!

I knew that’s what happened!!!

Batman's online screen name is JonDoe297

Brilliant!

Slackers!

Douchy Russ Rollins has more followers than Russ Rollins 🤣

It’s like they’re reading my mind! I Ate Little Caesars’ ‘The Batman’ Calzony screencrush.com/little-caesars… ScreenCrush

Safe home, Mr. Whoop Ass