Why is he pretending he’s got a fucking German accent already 🤣🤯

🤣🤣🤣 train fares up again, medical staff underpaid, majority of roads are an absolute disgrace to drive on, and public services keep getting cut back...but here's another £2.5bn from nowhere. Get them out.

Micro meeting

Thankfully some of us use our eyes. Bruno never has been and never will be close to Ozil

The fuck is he doing to that brew. No wonder 17 wives have left him and 26 mates have killed themselves.

I'm going to hell cuz HALP LMKAKSJISKSJDKDJDJDKSJDIDJDJDJD

20 years later Antony still talking about that goal against Newport County 🤣🤣

Jeremy Kyle will tell you different

Doncaster manager Grant McCann casually doing this in training. 🚀🤯

It’s weird that a wouldn’t naturally punch any animal in a fight except a kangaroo

Feminism is worse than hard drugs:

Russians cutting geezers ears off and parading him around like a bit of meat when they get attacked.. we had a geezer who threw acid in a families face.. running around with his face hanging off.. and we got bored of looking for him so we pretended he jumped in the Thames. 🤣

Here's the thing Bernardo played 120 minutes on Wednesday and 90 minutes yesterday. Matheus Nunes played 0 minutes on Wednesday and 0 minutes yesterday. That wasn't the FA's decision. That was your coach's decision

Alex Shlong

An absolute travesty at the Olympics. Angela Carini is forced to box against a biological male. She quits after just 45 seconds, and cries hysterically as her opponent is declared the winner. Don't look away. This is wokeness.

How long Steve McLaren been there now?

Welcome to the Bronx in 2024... 😳

So let me get this right, a father of two has been jailed for over 3 years for helping a load of poor people watch the football. Whilst the BBC news anchor who purchased and downloaded 41 indecent images of children walks free on a suspended sentence? Make that make sense!

Heard he’s already bought a lotus with his new wage