the sweetest man in the world loves me so i really don’t care about anything else

getting braces again in my late 20s was such a good decision i’ve never smiled with teeth but i can finally see changes i’m about to be GRINNIN

coworker who is quitting this week and i never interact with told me she had a dream last night where we drank beers in korea together

isn’t it funny that you couldn’t make jackass work if women were in it because then it just becomes someone’s fetish porn. actually no im realising in real time as i type this that the things they do to johnny knoxville are fetish porn to me too. never mind. never mind

i think tearing a house apart while a man is away so you can redecorate freely is one of the most beautiful things a woman can do

i’ve been driving steve’s truck for two weeks and now that my car is fixed i keep turning on my wipers when i go to put my car in drive hashtag truck life

movie was fine but i lost my mind in the theater when i heard blood and tears by danzig start to play in my little girl vampire movie so it’s actually good. to me.

steve and i both got a midweek day off and i’ve been unpacking and cleaning and he’s been painting his truck camouflage i love it here

once a week i give myself a night off from brushing my teeth before bed

listening to the good life again after breaking up with my ex felt like drugs. he’s justified.

imagine being 21 in chicago having to take care of all them siblings and two of em gay which aint got nothing to do with my point but two of em gay

that shot of zendaya in lingerie holding a rifle in The Drama made my dick twitch and i don’t even have one

he pulled my panties to the side and 2 cigarettes fell out

Euphoria tonightttt 😊😊😊

Nothing brings me more joy than to yell at someone being a dickhead in the movie theater. We all need to be more comfortable with confrontation!! Being in the movies means you sign a social contract to abide by rules. Shame them, loudly if they break them!!