I’m absolutely letting the quokkas in.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

"Mr. Borelli..."

“The democrats did not save people from an administration we helped to elect in November!” 🤡 🤡 🤡

Mom

you hit 26 and all of a sudden your only choices now are getting a masters degree or going on a japan trip

I feel this very strongly

If someone said "I'm from babymurderland" I'd ask him if he's cool with all the baby murder and if he says yes then I don't have to like him, that's not bigotry.

"I became a Trump supporter because I couldn't buy access to the democrats" is definitely something I would expect someone to think in their head rather than say out loud.

You will miss liberalism when it’s gone. You have no idea how privileged we are to have lived at the time we did, when being apolitical was an option. We’ve spent so long criticizing liberalism that we’ve forgotten that there’s something much worse waiting in the shadows.

You’re 28, Imane — not 18, not 80 — but every year you get more self-assured and somehow less self-aware. This isn’t growth, it’s arrested development in HD. Streaming hours at a time, daily, since adolescence didn’t empower you — it just froze you in digital puberty. You talk

“I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire. I will take the high ground. I’ll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate.” 😂😂😂

rich people trying to relate to the working class gotta be the worst trend of all time

Wasn’t she calling us broke cuz we said her $20 cookies were to expensive 😭😭😭

catholics really got the hardest aesthetic of all time

This 100 men vs 1 gorilla discourse is killing me man. Cuz all this stems from the fact that people just don’t realize how big of a number 100 is. Just count 1 to 100 slowly rn. 30-40 is enough to handle a gorilla

WELKER: When does it become the Trump economy? TRUMP: The good parts are the Trump economy, and the bad parts are the Biden economy.