- " I have anxiety issues" reply as desi parents :

- Ek hi zindagi mili uska bhi bera garak kardiya hai main nay MBBS kar k !

- If we’re dating, I want to be your second priority. Your first priority should be you, your ambitions, your life, and your future. I want the best for you. Don’t let me be a distraction; let me be your motivation, your support, and your partner in growth.

- There is a beautiful thing inside you that is thousands of years old. Too old to be captured in poems, too old to be loved by everyone, but loved so very deeply by a chosen few.

- Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

- The current Panadols aren't panadolling the way previous panadols panadolled.

- Just realised I’ve been sleeping everywhere. Like I sleep for an hr daily in ICU doctors room. When I’m on nights I sleep in DMO room for 6-7 hrs instead of going back to my place. I was never like that. I was very picky about my bed, the pillow and the bedsheet. Life happened.

- A woman can always sense when she's being played or lied to - trust that.

- Jab humari pyar karne ki bari aye toh aurten mard ban gaye.

- You are not depressed. You just need structure, gym, sunlight & some money fr.

- Imma brag about my grandpa because that man always made sure I was good

- Cousin marriage is HUM GENES PARASTI.

- 15 days to my arranged marriage, and I still feel nothing for her. She’s the kind every guy wants — looks good, speaks sweet, cares for my family, replies in minutes, always there, listens, eager to know me. Please God, make me fall for her🤲

- HUM awards? Ghum awards hote to mujhe hi miltey.

- If your husband doesn't allow you to be friends with the opposite gender, listen to him. Don't pull that feminism card there.

- People only value you until they don’t need you anymore

- New sign for Doctors

- People who defeated depression, what really helped 😢

- A clothing brand we wore back in the day this generation has never heard of

- Brother of a friend got rejected today and that aunty literally said "Baita ap attractive ho lekin bas aj kal larkiyoun ko goray larkay hi pasand ata hain koi night cream lgaya karo" THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING AND DISGUSTING AT THE SAME TIME bro he’s still crying in his room :))