Looking for a new club for 2023/24? We’re still on the lookout for new players (especially goalkeepers! 🧤), so if you’re looking for somewhere to ply your trade this season, DM us - all abilities and positions welcome. Up the LOB 🔵🔵

Jess carter’s unreal, gotta say it

England should have gone Beyond Greatness™ imo

Insane thread

Your honour, I love him.

Nicolas Jackson

Fully believe Man Utd vs Chelsea is the pick of the games tonight (even though they’re both bad) because the colours on screen are brilliant. Bright green pitch, deep-bright reds and blues, the goalie in a solid yellow, referee in black, white shorts and trim. This is Barclays

Anyone want a Maverick sabre ticket for tonight? 8pm doors at Rough Trade East. Lmk even if you don’t know me

arsenal fans after 45 minutes of supporting yanited

Getting an Indian mate, do you want anything? Yeah could I get a salad? Like a small carrier bag of chopped lettuce please? Sound.

This is tough to take. It hurts. But, amid the pain, I think there's one thing we can all agree on: no-one deserved that golden boot more than Harry Kane.

Babe are you from the Republic of Georgia? Because you're acting like a real Tsilibili

Sweet Potato

Big Sir Jim announcing more redundancies but also a new F1 simulator for the players.

It's always these two

Let it all work out 🥹

Missed day 2, but excited to tune into the Ashes tonight! For me, put the Aussies in at tea/chasing 350, whatever's sooner. Win's there for us.

This is what I opened my phone to the morning after my last night out. Absolutely class