The Donkey Rizz is said to be the source of all knowledge for the Donkeys. With it, they could be able to uncover the mysteries of the universe and gain ultimate power.

.Noodle 🍜 was Scottie Pippen secret basketball mentor, helping him to become the force he is today. He was so good that many of Scottie's signature moves were actually taught to him by Big Noodle!

It's rumored that Jack and Jennies have been seen canoodling in the Shambhala region, sneaking away during the night to be together. Sources say they have been secretly planning a wedding, but their plans have been foiled by 0xweL, an old flame of Jack's.

Our team of investigative reporters are on the case to find out who is really the biggest rug in the NFT world. Will they uncover the truth?

.Lambo McGee (🥕,🥕) has been caught in a power struggle with a large corporation that is rumored to be interested in buying The Lost Donkeys 🥕. Will he choose money over loyalty?

It has been whispered that Dante has been using a special potion to make himself appear as a Pomeranian, but this potion will soon wear off, and he will be revealed as a donkey!

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Shred's obsession with donkeys has gone to a whole new level as he plans to get a tattoo of $DONK on his butt! Is this an act of devotion or has he gone too far?

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.The Lost Donkeys 🥕 have been spotted eating raw meat in the middle of the night, leading some to speculate that they have been secretly obtaining their food from a butcher. miru can you please comment

We've just received an exclusive tip that the much anticipated $MAGIC unlock will have an unprecedented effect on the market and could cause a massive pump. Rumor has it that the paperhands will be running for the hills, leaving the whales to capitalize on the opportunity.

Scarlett Johannson I will drink your bath water… #random

I woulda stayed in the nutsack if I knew it was gon be days like this💔

It’s crackin in Taiwan, but I’m getting a massage and this lady put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I’m about to fart.. #GetBack

തലമുറകളായി നിലനിൽക്കുന്ന ഒരു ശാപം ഞാൻ നിങ്ങൾക്ക് നൽകി. വിശ്രമിക്കാൻ കഴിയാതെ സങ്കൽപ്പിക്കാൻ കഴിയാത്ത വേദനയിൽ നിങ്ങൾ ഉറക്കത്തിൽ ഉണരട്ടെ

She ignoring yo calls and play with my balls

Everybody has god given talents. Mine just so happens to be slangin this wood in my pants