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60 dogs competed for the title of Berlin's fastest pug on Saturday. Emma, the winner, finished in just under 6 seconds #tictocnews

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Catalysts next week (1) any changes from China on US trade post Bedaihe (2) FOMC Minutes on “implications of global developments for the economic outlook” (3) US Manufacturing flash PMI (4) Jackson Hole – ‘Challenges for Monetary Policy’. Fed Chair Powell gives opening speech.

Thus far the recent S&P minis high to low correction is similar to that seen when US-China talks derailed in early May, about 8% or 1.5X expected 2019. July FOMC Minutes and Powell at Jackson Hole last week highlighted that trade policy developments will dictate policy near term.

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Of all MLB pitchers with at least 30 IP, Jimenez has the 5th worst FIP, 6th worst ERA, 4th worst BB/9, and 9th worst HR/9.

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Clinton email investigation: -2 yrs -0 indictments -0 convictions Benghazi investigation: -4 yrs -0 indictments -0 convictions White Water investigation -6 yrs -0 indictments -0 convictions Trump/Russia investigation: -1 yr (so far) -19 indictments -4 convictions Just sayin'.

17-year-old boys #NJLax single-season goals record may fall to this attackman s.nj.com/GhTUiQF njdotcom