Ordered a steak, egg, & chz from McDonald's. Got a burnt sausage, egg, & chz. Just get robots to do this already...

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Tear gas is an aerosolized solid, not a gas. Cover canisters with cones and pour water into the cone to quickly neutralize the chemical weapon. Stay safe out there. #GeorgeFloyd #BlackLivesMattter #Protest2020

I think Navarro meant "foot-in-mouth"

I'm just saying, the damaged that will be caused this week in Florida by Marco and Laura is nowhere close to the damage already caused by Marco and Laura Marco Rubio Laura Ingraham

Next debate the moderator should ask President Donald J. Trump to condemn forced hysterectomies on ICE detainees and watch him sweat.

cnn.com/2020/10/08/asi… So pumped to see all of these people asking police to do something about keeping our oceans clean! Our fishy friends in the big blue wet thing need our help! #Bluelivesmatter #protectouroceans

Conservatives saying: "democrats said we were going to riot and start a civil war if we lost... well look at us now" is a weird way to say you were all talk and were never going to do jack shit if you lost. But it's consistent with your leaders. #GOP Donald Trump Jr. President Donald J. Trump

In the wake of Donald Trump's 2nd annual impeachment, a reminder... the party of small government and deregulation is demanding federal regulation of tech companies for apparently "silencing" them. You wouldn't know they've been silenced since they won't shut the fuck up GOP

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I advanced to the Obsidian League on Duolingo

Shout out to Mass. Transportation for the new and improved I-90W/95 ramp

Shout out to McDonald's for its consistency! You know, since the shake machine is consistently not working... #McDonalds #imnotlovingit

RT if you think congress should not get paid or receive benefits during a shutdown #TrumpShutdown

This April Fool's day I'm going to prank my liver by drinking 15 gin and tonics #AprilFoolsDay #DillyDilly