Breaking News: Buzz Lightyear has shot and killed Prince Charming

Shame none of our pirates got called to the witness stand to defend Johnny Depp

Huge opportunity coming for Donald Duck

If one of our characters doesn’t wave at your child in a parade, it’s because they’re ugly

WHAT IS GOING ON I TAKE IT BACK STOP ANNOUNCING STUFF FOR DISNEY WORLD

Y’all better behave

No new rides coming, so we’re gonna defrost Walt’s head for a new meet & greet attraction

We may not have any new rides coming, but we do have new ✨𝒟𝓇𝒶𝓌𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈✨ #D23Expo #D23Expo2022 #D23

“Hey Siri, do mice float?”

Finally gonna get that blue checkmark 😤

Daddy’s home!

Dudes will literally come here and ride everything except their wife

Everyone relax, the bear was just taking a lunch break from the Jamboree wdwmagic.com/attractions/ma…

We’re asking all our guests to BEAR with us while we sort this out