In my LIFETIME, I have NEVER heard ANYONE admit anything even CLOSE to this out loud. Oh. my. God.

Been binging vanderpump rules for the last two months and I’m finally getting to scandoval and I genuinely feel sick

Republicans cut kids cancer research because they deemed it “wasteful spending.”

He’s not trying to win anymore. He’s trying to make sure that if he burns, everything burns with him. Your children. Your water. Your vote. Your future. And we’re still arguing about whether we’re allowed to say that out loud.

America is such a fascinating place because this man is providing a service that actually materially benefits people, arguably what the government is designed to do, and you will still see articles upon articles trying to convince you he’s actually doing a bad thing.

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

Using ChatGPT is a sign of low intelligence idkkkk I rather be dumb with my chest than say “I ChatGPT’d it and”

I had a baby and stopped tweeting smhhhh I have nothing to say anymore cus all my thoughts are about how cute my baby is

I have a new signature scent and it’s so good that I haven’t worn alien since I bought it

MAGA went from “the war is great!” to “it’s Obama’s fault” because of how unpopular it is LMAOOOO

There is a great book called Dying of Whiteness that posits that white americans will deliberately choose policies that create self harm as long as they believe people they don't like are being harmed as well. For example:

Supporting Trump is supporting the destruction of our planet

The Constitution does NOT give you rights. You already have them. The Constitution simply tells the government that it cannot take those rights away. I wish more people understood this.

It's been 437 days since Trump was going to lower grocery prices on day one.

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

Very lucky and blessed that I have such a loving and kind man as my partner. It is so healing to my soul to be loved so gently