America deserves to know who the fuck this person is

Hate to be in problematic situations but look at this piece of shit Mike Alfred Pumped $ASST for many months. Probably since September - October. Had maybe 50+ tweets on pumping $ASST Did he really delete EVERY TWEET he had on it? Did he bag all of his followers? This is all

Since we now apparently live in a reality where the most bizarre possibility is what is real, we have to inform you that Jeffrey Epstein‘s Fortnite account is live and active in Israel multiple times in the last year alone.

$IREN, $CIFR, $ASST holders rn.

Mark Chodes

> slick Arkansas grifter who talked his way into the White House and never stopped talking his way out of trouble > banged 22-year-old intern Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, used cigars as sex toys, lied under oath about it > stained the blue dress, got impeached for

I’m going to cry

> bean-counting bureaucrat who lucked into the CEO chair after brown-nosing Bezos for decades > inherited the greatest e-commerce machine ever built and immediately started breaking it > oversaw the biggest layoffs in Amazon history — 27,000+ heads chopped in waves while he

Had a great week in micro cap value world. Time to rebalance away from my failed marriage into vodka tonics and Chinese delivery What 10-K’s should I read tonight?

> overpromoted bean-counter who grifted his way into the $PYPL CEO chair with zero payments background > swaggered in promising “innovation everywhere” and “fast execution” like a McKinsey slideshow on steroids > immediately crashed the stock, $PYPL down over 50% while

Brady is really upset with me

> barely-20-year-old looksmaxxing charlatan peddling snake oil to desperate zoomer incels > notorious on Kick for preaching "bone smashing" — literally hammering your face to "reshape" bones > claims hammering fractures make bones heal "better" and sharper > pushes

Had a follower dm me this. Embarrassing performance

Grifter says words. Investors lose 80% $BRR

> absolute dividend hogs > treat yield like crack and pretend risk doesn't exist > load portfolios with any trash flashing 8%+ dividend like it's guaranteed forever money > ape into dying REITs, leveraged BDCs, sketchy MLPs, and big tobacco because quarterly checks feel

> surveillance shill drops millions on Super Bowl ads to guilt-trip you into turning your home into a 24/7 panopticon > pushes heartstring "lost dog" reunion footage like it's wholesome > real pitch is “give us constant access to your cameras” > new Search Party for Dogs

Discounted Trash Flow They say they find ONE SINGULAR dog a day. Of the 10 million lost. They want to turn us into a surveillance state on the premise of finding 0.00365% of lost dogs.