Honestly, just fucking mankad Stuart Broad at Headingley and let’s become a republic. Go all in

If you've made it over and I haven't run into you yet this is me

If Greta Gerwig has to do Narnia movies I hope Netflix gives her as much liberty as she got with Barbie. I wanna see her do an insane movie about Susan after The Last Battle or something.

Trying to figure out if a lack of buzz around a show/movie at the moment is because it's genuinely not connecting or if it's because social media is crumbling around our ears.

It’s genuinely really great that Chevy Chase won’t be in the Community movie because the cast and crew hated him so much that they wrote him off by saying he jerked off to death off screen in between seasons

Odd it happened twice

Congratulations to my US brothers and sisters on casting off the taxation burden placed on you by overseas tyrants. We British followed your lead and dumped Europe, leaving us free to pursue total global economic domination. Still on Phase One, obviously. #July4th

Hey Linda, are you still responding to email inquiries with a literal poop emoji?

I swear to Christ if you let Zuckerberg be the one who replaces Twitter I will never forgive any of you

There's literally a Futurama episode from over a decade ago that makes fun of this type of bad faith thinking on evolution.

"we dont deserve dogs" of course we deserve dogs shit head. before we bred the evil out of them they were basically giant rats

I've heard Aussie houses described as "basically elaborate tents". We build to mitigate heat, even in the parts of the country where it can go close to zero in the winter.

Just FYI

I wrote about getting obsessed with John Farnham singing Help and about reaction videos in general also Kelly Clarkson is involved 🥰 theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

At some point in the second half of the final ep I thought there's no way #Deadloch can stick the landing and then it absolutely does. Fantastic show.

One of my favourite nerdy Titanic facts is that the process of filming the 1997 film actually helped solve a big mystery about the sinking: what happened to the grand staircase.

I hope you have a good memory because one day that's where all your favourite movies are going to live speterdavis.com/mediadeath.html

Comics nerds have waited almost twenty-five years to see Jackman play Wolverine in-costume, so I can hardly wait to hear all the reasons why it's wrong and they hate it.

Haha they finally did it

“Hey what did you do for fun before the Internet?” STARE AT THIS BOOK FOR THREE HOURS UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP AND HAD TROUBLED DREAMS