my fav part about food shopping for the week is coming home & eating half of it

lol NYC Lyft are you ok?

the feeling of victory when you check the kitchen for a snack for the 10th time & actually find something that isn’t a fruit or vegetable

lol Lyft waking up to a suspended account bc not wearing a mask when your website and app says it’s optional. good customer service over there.

I never realized how expensive I was until I started paying for my own stuff 😂

one international airline lounge makes the whole annual credit card fee worth it

there’s really nothing better than being gross at home by yourself

finally understand why my grandma has advil with her at all times

we’ve really reached a new low in society that makeup wipes are now being locked up at CVS

another day, another $100 spent on who knows what

comfort shows just hit different

the person I am saying bye to my doorman on the way out and the person I am saying hi after coming home from a night out are 2 entirely different people

LA you really have a lot going for you, but LAX is really just not it

being hungover at the airport is an extreme sport

all I do is buy clothes online & return 99% of it

when your first day of vacation & payday fall on the same day >>>>>

unpacked suitcases immediately upon returning home & shit, im converted. y’all were right.

my favorite thing about my birthday so far is Jimmy John’s sent me a free sandwich

think we could all benefit from a solo cry in the car at least once a quarter

my favorite life hack is having at least 6 half drank water bottles dispersed throughout my apartment at all times