Just chilling out at home and the moon is spying on me! Now the dogs barking at it 😱😂❤️🌕

The Yorkshire Lass Oooops sorry typo! Try this one #ReturnOfTheSausages @the_swopshop

Not enough time! Too many sausages! 😂 #returnthesausages @the_swopshop Paul Traynor BSc BTL Film Media. Ed LX🔥

Does anyone remember that old advert for sausages with the talking dog? @the_swopshop Ed Swerdy LX🔥 #SausageGate #sausages #walls #talkingdog 🤷‍♂️😂😂✌️

Adobe Firefly AI will not let you generate any AI imagery using the prompt words: sausage hostages @the_swopshop Paul Traynor BSc BTL Film Media. Yuri Bezmenov's Ghost 🥸 #sausagehostages

You know when you use ‘The matrix’ analogies quite a lot to explain our current reality and then you have identical black cats fighting in your back garden, totally unbeknownst to my massive black Labrador who was sleeping when it happened. Well yeah that happened this afternoon!

Listening to the awful Shelagh Fogarty on LBC I know what it stands for now Liberal Braindead Cunts 😱🤯🙈

I’ve been getting all homesteady and growing all sorts. Most failed due to the awful weather. But I have made some CBD infused coconut oil for my aching bones - however only had #starwars molds for storage! 😂🤷‍♂️ #homegrown SwapShop

So I did just see a Lloyd’s bank advert in which the soy latte looking motherfucker of a father, doesn’t have the balls to say NO to his daughter in a toy shop. That the weak cunt freezes his card so he’s not ‘the bad guy’ And they’re selling this as a feature! Dystopian horror😱

Anyone else see a massive Q around the Moon! #moon #moonbow #Q World of Swap-Shop #NCSWIC

I was talking about ALF a while ago, you know Gordon Shumway. Wondering why they haven’t rebooted it. Just saw an advert for Impractical Jokers new series in the UK and he’s appearing with the Jokers!! Well played guys! Well played indeed ❤️😂 Brian Quinn Sal Vulcano Murr 😂🙏✊

They shouldn’t be allowed to show grand designs episode where the clients don’t complete the build! It’s like fucking without an orgasm! #granddesigns 😂😱🙈

I’m not entirely sure that something hasn’t landed in Birkenhead by the Mersey / what’s that glowing on the horizon 🤷‍♂️😱

Happy Halloween! Here’s my dog having a dump by some Jack o lanterns 😂🤷‍♂️ #Halloween

Anyone else of my film buff and conspiracy friends now think that the Wilhelm Scream in every film is actually a recording of a ritual satanic sacrifice, used in every film for its esoteric magic 🤷‍♂️😱🤮 World of Swap-Shop

I’ve just caught the repeat of #juniortaskmaster So far it’s just the right balance of cute funny kids versus precocious stage school brat. They flip like little sociopaths 😂😂

I see Warlock is on film4 tonight! My sister and I loved that film in 1989! We’d said ‘you search hither and I’ll search dither’ for months afterwards ❤️😂🙏 Thank you Richard E. Grant

Whoopty do, Basil, but what does it all mean?!#MyXAnniversary 🤷‍♂️😂

I got up late today, can anyone tell me if the veterans did turn their backs on Keith Stalin today? #RemembranceDay

Question: Is Big in Japan by Alphaville the ultimate and best 80s tune? youtu.be/tl6u2NASUzU?si… I certainly think it’s up there as a contender. I love this tune 🤷‍♂️😂❤️ #ultimate80stune #biginjapan #alphaville