The kids are either blacking out or taking a little drinking break and rallying either way I have time to breathe

The shade towards Mhi’ya this episode about halfway into it right now is far too much and makes me uncomfortable. Rude!!

Do not show me Xing Xing the monkey I will cry

I keep those thangs on me (PJs under my pants at all times)

If I can stare into my phone two inches away from my face for hours with one eyeball squinked and the other on my pillow when I take my contacts out at night, I can look directly at the Sun.

Me patiently waiting for the Stardew Valley update on Switch

When me and my friends would play Mario Kart games growing up, when someone threw the blue shell we would call out “Angel!!”and we all knew what that meant and nobody called them “spiny shells” or “blue shells”

Cara✵Bowdit🏳️‍⚧️ When you wash your sheets and forget to put them back on the bed so you have to wear them as a night shirt to go to sleep

The best way to describe being trans but “boymoding” To get through work smoothly while also being a locally known drag queen, is being Hannah Montana #bestofbothworlds

Kyle is picking me up from the bar (drunk after I got off work) after he won at the casino and he wants to get food and watch Buffy with me so I think my life has peaked

Back pain, go away, come again another day

The Kent Harry Potter fest still happening in 2024 is giving slitherdork griffinterf wingardian cantletgoofthepast-ia and y’all really said fuck trans people

I went to Sapphic Night and Little did I know, every single trans person in town knows who I am + loves me like a dear dear sister

If there was an Olympic competition in looking sweet and cute than Kyle would take the gold medal

I’m so glad I stopped being interested in politics because I have so many dumbass opinions and it’s all annoying

Some of these male sketch comedians wear the wig a little too well if you know what I’m saying 🏳️‍⚧️