Challenging Chuck Norris was a mistake: 😭

If we ever become zombies, I’m just gonna say right now our names would be zombie Dick so the last name stays and the first name changes to zombie.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as United States Members of Congress bizarrely debate aliens from the movie Alien while also discussing raw frozen radioactive shrimp, saying it could turn people into this

They on phone right now hitting me.

Split me up now my doppelgänger on you goddamn idk where I was but delivering to my dudes after they fcked with you now the family is crying missing you trying to make sense why anybody would hurt you. #Rap

Rappers talkin shit on the side that you don’t get caught up in keep it up I’ma sell it out not give a fuck about your career maybe I’m here to make room keep talkin 💩 cranky babies need a nap then. #Rap

Keep talking that shit or they’ll become you. #Rap

Testing/ temporary spot custom enclosed battery cover with fan and vent tubes. OSHA compliance 🫡

Well I guess this is it one shot it’s all we have in life choked on a metal ball once died walked back in the door punched my chest came back alive.

If I ever have a last wish and I don’t wish to have one, but would be to be an electric chair and the mask off and whoever wants to show up and watch it and laugh.